So cool

(Disclaimer: if, after reading this, you are shaking your head in bewilderment, I cannot 'splain to you.)
             
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Last Friday, I spent some time with my brother William, whom some say IS the coolest guy on the planet. After a relatively uneventful lunch, we headed to Big Lots in search of Kalamata olives and zip-lock bags (but that's another story.)

William had listened patiently while I vented about this and that, and as he wheeled into the Big Lots' shopping center, I wound up with a lame, ".. you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.."

William nodded thoughtfully for a few seconds, then said, "Chuck Norris can."

"HUH?"  I was totally confused.

" Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND he can make him drink."

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Hint:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts